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— Cadet Captain Jennifer Stone
Too cool for rules.
Cadet Kelly (March 2002)
Dir. Larry Shaw
DCOM # 37
Kelly Collins (a.k.a. “Cadet Kelly”) is your average clumsy art student, ribbon dancing in the courtyard with her friends. That is, until her world gets turned ribbon-side down at the hands of her new stepfather, General Joe “Sir” Maxwell, who forces her to attend his own George Washington Military Academy.
Cadet Kelly is part of the Diet Zoog family: all the morals and lessons of regular Zoog, with a bit more flash and modern-paced storytelling. The film details Kelly’s struggle of going from art student to clumsy private to cruisin’ private to Christy-Carlson-Romano-hates-me-private to better private to great gun-dancing private with a sibling on the way, all on an ambiguously long timeline! Melodramatic climax aside, it is a solid Diet Zoog film, and an excuse to listen to “One Girl Revolution.”
3/5 (60% signal) While Falling Off Cliffs
Posted May 29, 2012 at 12:59pm in black friend cadet kelly diet zoog disney technology even stevens people lizzie mcguire people men directing movies about teen girls military overcoming an obstacle in three days the underdog wins thousand girl revolution
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Forget about High School Musical, Brink! is clearly the best Disney Channel Original Movie.
When you woke up this morning, did you say to yourself, “Today I’m gonna talk,” or, “Today I’m gonna skate”?
— Andy “Brink” Brinker
Brotherly Love
- Katie Volding-Brinker: What's in the bag?
- Andy "Brink" Brinker: Stuff.
- Katie Volding-Brinker: You have more stuff now then you did before. What's in the bag?
- Andy "Brink" Brinker: Nunya.
- Katie Volding-Brinker: Nunya?
- Andy "Brink" Brinker: Nunya business.
Post-Suspension Beef
- Andy "Brink" Brinker: Val and his crew were dissin' us. We started givin' 'em beef right back, but they wanted to hit it right there at school. Clearly, we couldn't step off, so we had to battle.
- Ralph Brinker: Don't they teach English at your school? What am I askin' you for? You haven't been there long enough to find out.
Baking a cake is a lot like friendship. You put a lot of work into it, and sometimes it doesn’t turn out the way you thought it would, but it still tastes good.
— Andy “Brink” Brinker
